Can't, I really got nothin.
Feel empty inside, restless, and unhappy.
No, not unhappy that way Cindy!
Just a deeper sadness, and I don't like it.
There, I blogged, have a gun:
28 January 2010
well there now
Ok, so I am tryin and tryin to blog.
Can't, I really got nothin.
Feel empty inside, restless, and unhappy.
No, not unhappy that way Cindy!
Just a deeper sadness, and I don't like it.
There, I blogged, have a gun:
Can't, I really got nothin.
Feel empty inside, restless, and unhappy.
No, not unhappy that way Cindy!
Just a deeper sadness, and I don't like it.
There, I blogged, have a gun:
26 October 2009
Christmas list
Ok Santa here we go again!!!
3. Aimpoint M3 or M4
2. SigArms Stoplight:
And to put it all on:
1. Stag Arms 2T 5.56/.223
I am countin on you big guy, don't let me down!
3. Aimpoint M3 or M4
2. SigArms Stoplight:
And to put it all on:
1. Stag Arms 2T 5.56/.223
I am countin on you big guy, don't let me down!
31 July 2009
28 July 2009
I want a Divorce!
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up this country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.. You can have your beloved homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Hybrid you can find.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot..
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
Kent Bryant
an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
This was an email I recieved from Tater, I just added my name where it was needed. Feel free to use this as you see fit.
We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up this country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.. You can have your beloved homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Hybrid you can find.
We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot..
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
Kent Bryant
an American
P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand & Jane Fonda with you.
This was an email I recieved from Tater, I just added my name where it was needed. Feel free to use this as you see fit.
15 July 2009
Frickin Sissy
As many of you know, I don't like our President, here is just another reason why. He throws like a 6 year old. I love how they didn't even give him the over the shoulder President Bush angle. "Mr" President's ball bounced before the plate, even after he lobbed it up to try to go the distance. I bet Hilary coulda made it. Just sayin...
13 July 2009
Suicide Pigs, Pronghorns, Crazy lights and Kent
My wife and I just got back from West Texas. The Davis Mountains to be more exact.
This was a trip to celebrate two wonderful years of marriage!
As y'all know we live in The Great State of Texas. This state has soo much to offer, swamps, plains, hills, beach, desert, forrest, grasslands, sand dunes, vast open spaces, confined canyons, space command, ghost towns...you git the idea. Well, on our trip, we went out to some of my favorite parts.
I will have to download the pics, just a tease here of blogs to come!
This was a trip to celebrate two wonderful years of marriage!
As y'all know we live in The Great State of Texas. This state has soo much to offer, swamps, plains, hills, beach, desert, forrest, grasslands, sand dunes, vast open spaces, confined canyons, space command, ghost towns...you git the idea. Well, on our trip, we went out to some of my favorite parts.
I will have to download the pics, just a tease here of blogs to come!
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