05 December 2008

My wife inspires me

I don't know if y'all know this, but I'm a gun owner.

Surprise!

Each time I git a new firearm that I love I name her. I reckon y'all know about Meagan and Jenny? They were so easy to name. Jenny is a .22 Semi-auto and Meagan is a .308 bolt gun.

They were named after two girls I knew. Jenny is a cute little blond, bout 5' tall, size 0, and her BFF Meagan is another blond, even cuter, round 5'11" and about a size 12. I dug both these Chicas, so when the rifles came around it just made sense, and it all fit. Plus, since I never dated either of the girls, never saw em in less then a bikini ect. my wife doesn't mind the guns bearin their names.

And we all lived happily ever after...

Until...

I have a new .45, after handlin her tonight I know she needs a name. I can't believe I'm about to type this, but my new girl is sweeter then my old Sig Sauer, and tougher then my HK USP!

I was makin the rounds at the gun stores, when the guy slapped her into my hand. A FNH .45, she felt right, calls were made and adoption paperwork sent off to the FBI.

She ate thru a fair about of 230 grain ball ammo tonight, and she is soft to the touch, easy on the eyes, but hard on the ears!

Here is where I am inspired by my wife.

She loves doin contests and drawins on her blog. I need a name for my new girl and am askin y'all for help. Let me know women y'all know with the above criteria, or ya reckon they fit it.

Example ya say?

Fran Drescher, to some easy on the eyes, she looks like she is soft, but that dadgum voice...enuff said.

But, I would prefer they be people y'all now not celebs, but hey, I'll take what I can git!

I defiantly look forward to the input, and once the winner is decided, I'll git the wife to mail ya somethin neat!

7 comments:

Coffeypot said...

How 'bout 'The Mother-N-Law' for the same reason as your Fran Drescher comment. OR the ‘Rosie O’Donnell’ because she is always shooting her mouth off.

Dana and Daisy said...

Since I'm a friend of the wifey, I'l play along.

I have the sweetest friend in the world, named Celia. She is a soft and curvy gal, who is casual and comfy, but she has a voice that carries over to the next holler!

She's a beautiful brunette and she always has a smile on her face. But oh my, after an hour of shooting rounds with her at the coffee table, I have to put my ear muffs on 'cause my ears are ringing. But she is sure fun to be around!

KB said...

Coffey- Rosie easy on the eyes???? My wifes mother does fit the criteria though.

Dana-Great story, I am inspired, great use of "shootin rounds"!

DJ Kirkby said...

Ooh sorry I'm no good at coming up with clever names or captions or anything.

Angela said...

How about a title rather than a name??

Quicksilver- unpredictable; mercurial: “a quicksilver character, cool and willful at one moment, utterly fragile the next” (Sven Birkerts).


Or if it has to be a name, call her Ashley (Judd).


Oh here, I found this link for ya! Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQPN3UKQM-U&eurl=http://www.toosaucy.org/2008/12/do-they-still-make-dr-pepper.html&feature=player_embedded

CindyDianne said...

Husband - you have an award.

Anonymous said...

KB.....I am not so concerned about the name but as to the piece itself. Is this a carry piece? You see, I also have a Sig and upgraded to the HK USP Compact .45 so I am intrigued as to your love for something even better. I love the HK and the only downside is that it ain't a carry piece -- too big. I'm getting my CCW before inauguration day so I am going to need a carry piece. Please blog a guy's review on this new friend of yours, whatever you call her.